Reverting to Childhood?

So, the diet ain't goin to good...
The English major in me just won't allow me to use that poor of language...let's try that again:

The diet bit the friggin dust. There, that's better...

I think I'm reverting back to childhood eating habits. Yesterday I went to the donut shop (not the one with the giant mouthed kid) for breakfast. For lunch, I had PB&J. This morning, what did I have for breakfast? Not my healthy bowl of All Bran w/Yogurt bites and skim milk. Not my cocoa pebbles, toast and orange juice, but a big honkin' (that's a technical term here in west texas) piece slab of chocolate cake from Rosa's and coffee. And let me just tell you, it was dang good. I mean DANG good. The only thing that could have made it better would have been a honkin' (there's that technical term again) scoop of Blue Belle Homemade Vanilla on top. But, how could I have ice cream for breakfast? Ugh, that's just so unhealthy :-)

I don't think I'll be indulging in PB&J for lunch again though. I'm thinking I should probably eat a weight watchers meal or a lean cuisine...or nothing....

I wonder what's next on my childhood menu? I remember as a kid I love love LOVED cold chicken for breakfast. Mmmm cold fried chicken....oh and of course, the staple: cold pizza. YUM! Not so long ago I had a huge craving (I mean, like almost a pregnant woman's craving) for cold pizza. I definitely ordered me a pizza, and as soon as it go there, I stuck it in the fridge.

I know, I'm weird like that...

I have GOT to get back to the diet and STICK to it!

I'm thinking I should just have my mouth stapled shut...