Friday, August 17, 2007

Just Call Me The Newslady

So, I really don't pay much attention to the news...unless of course, I'm at work and procrastinating :-) That's actually not the case today. I'm sitting up front, covering for our secretary and can't get to the programs I need from her computer. So, I'm catching up on the latest news....




  • They are seriously going to have to tattoo these children. Identical quads? holy hemohroids

  • Again, this is 2007. Don't we have robots that can do this crap so people don't keep getting squashed by a fucking mountain!?

  • Ummm does anyone really care? Sorry, I love W, but I don't really give a flyin flip that his party girl daughter is engaged to a former Rove (who?) intern...a former Clinton intern? now that would be news hehe and who the hell approved the title of that article?!!?

  • Seriously people, the man has been dead a very long time. He's not hiding out upstairs at Graceland, he's not doing shows in Vegas, there is no need for people to still be in tears over him (well, except his family...i'm not completely insensitive). Yes, I still remind my sister that she was born on Elvis' birthday, yes, I love Elvis' music, yes, he is a music icon, but really, enough is enough...

  • Seriously, can we just quit doing business with China? OBVIOUSLY there is a reason shit from there is so cheap! Let's bring it home, folks....seriously...

  • Call me cynical, but something tells me this isn't being done for the environment. i'm thinking it's a way to save money, by using parts from objects people "recycled" in new products. I mean, really. If they were doing it for the environment, they wouldn't just be taking Sony products. Am I right?

  • and the most interesting headline? ok, well it's not really a headline, but in honor of Casey, I'm going to openly admit this to you, my bloggy friends. I was sitting at my desk today, actually working, when all of a sudden this feeling came over me. I knew the feeling all to well, but thought "hmm that's odd" seeing as how there was nothing around to bring on this particular feeling... A few minutes later, I got up to go get a diet d.p. out of the machine (since I can't drink wine at work) and wouldn't you know it...2 steps away from my chair...i had an orgasm. oh. my. gawd. It wasn't a little one either. I bit my lip so hard (you know, so i wouldn't moan) it bled. what. the. helllllllll?

1 comment:

moosh in indy. said...

sweet girl. keep 'em coming.