Oh Friday...How I Heart Thee

Yes, Mary Pat, I am in a funky ass mood. I'm desperately trying to get out of it, but I'm pretty much sucking at it. I'm gettin a little better, but it's gonna be a while. anyway, here's a few Friday thingies I feel the need to cover:

• i won another giveaway! hell yeah! i had a hard time, but finally decided on the battery square wallpaper and the dozens o' dots pillow. SWEET!
• i'm still keeping my fingers crossed, hoping i won Toni's contest. she probably disqualified me though because i keep torturing her with pictures of the pups
• i still have cramps. damnitt.
• i'm almost out of medicine and my dang doc's office is CLOSED and has been for 2 days. this could prove to be a terrible weekend if i don't get my effexor. fuck.
• did you hear about those insane fools folks that had their 17th child? AND THEY WANT MORE. I'm sorry, but there is something terribly wrong with this picture...terribly terribly wrong. She has been pregnant almost 11 years of her life. NO THANK YOU! And people say I'm crazy for wanting 4 or 5! Someone reserve that woman a permanent room at Betty Ford...
• and I quote: "Michelle Duggar said she started feeling contractions Wednesday night and went to the hospital at about 5 a.m. Thursday. "It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes." Well no shit Sherlock. After 16 kids, I would think they'd be able to walk out of your vuh jay jay.
• Bridge in Minnesota? Not. Cool. At. All.
• Tomorrow I shall put a sign on my house that reads "biddy's effing kennel" Why? Because I will have 1, 2, NINE dogs in my house. Yes, I said 9. One giant emotionally disturbed greyhound, a feisty little springer spaniel puppy, my retarded dog, and my retarded dog's six puppies. This is going to be hell interesting.
• The puppies are now experimenting with water and dog food. 2 of them prefer to stand in the water bowl while drinking. makes for a cute picture, but a huge mess.
• Speaking of pictures....Biddy is getting a new(ish) camera! Woo Hoo! The money order is on it's way to Indy! Get excited people...this means REAL! PICTURES! TAKEN! WITH! A! REAL! CAMERA!
• I've apparently had an emotional affair going on for a very. long. time.
• My house smells like a piss farm. I can't wait until the puppies are big enough to use the damn doggie door. seriously. I'm tired of mopping the kitchen 5324169513 times a day. I had the brilliant idea to buy puppy pads (with adhesive to hold the bitches in place). Yeah, someone is using them, but not everyone. in fact, most of them took one whiff of it, walked to the opposite end of the kitchen and squatted. Thanks. Terds.
• I still need a home for one (possibly 3 if my mother backs out) pup...
• I'm thinking about taking a semester off. actually, i've pretty much decided i'm taking a semester (or 10) off. I hate school. with. a. passion.
• My birthday is in exactly 4 weeks. My mother has asked me what I want and I have no. earthly. idea. I mean, I still want a KitchenAid Mixer, but we all know that ain't gonna happen. So, I guess I'll just tell her cash, which I won't get because she hates giving cash as a present. Gahhh why ask me what I want if you're not going to give it to me!?!?!
• Thank you for your comments. I love comments. It makes blogging so much more fun.

ok, so now that the newscast is over, here's this weeks thursday 13. yeah, it's a day late. shut up.

Favorite Dog Names:
(what can i say, i like names!)

• Brooksie (the name of my first TWO yorkies...)
• Mimosa (inspiration for Chablis)
• Biscuit (the tan pug..LOVE IT)
• Ralphy
• Mater
• Lucy
• Boone
• Dutch (chocolate lab)
• Cope (ahem, copenhagen)
• Stoli
• Diogi (dee ooo jee...say it out loud...get it? D O G?)
• Maxwell
• Rafiki (swahilli for "friend" also the monkey in Lion King)