Damnit!

So, i'm looking through my purse to find the cure to Jess' labial frenulum problem, when what do i see? Friend's effing keys and debit card. now if you will excuse me, i must get in my car with the leaky sunroof and no gas, drive back across town in the rain to put them where Friend can find them. Somehow, I don't think he will think to look in my purse until after he tears up the whole house...and i really don't want to drive over there at the ass crack of dawn (especially since i get to play chaufer to my sister tomorrow).

i am so stopping at mcdonald's on my way home...