say what!?

does anyone know what the hell this is? cause i have no fucking clue...

ok, the flies are getting on my last nerve. i kid you not, i have been running around my house screaming like a wild banshee swatting at the little bastards for hours. don't worry, i'm using a flyswatter so i won't send my hand through another window. it's pathetic when you take the flyswatter in with you while you take a bath...i'm thinking i may sleep with it tonight...

i love love love having a doggie door for Chablis, but damnitt, i'm about to close it off so the flies won't have such easy access to my house! did you know flies have blood? ok, maybe it's not blood, but their guts are red and very bloodish. did you also know that flies in west texas are apparently made of steel?! ugh, i have hit this one ginormous fly a jillion times and the bastard won't die. i'm so sick of the buzzzz in my ear. the worst though, was when i felt something on my head, reached up, grabbed it, and squashed one in. my. hair. all together now: ewwwww

moving along...

tomorrow (technically today) is yet another birthday celebration and i am so. not. looking forward to it. i stupidly gave Friend a reprieve. i told him i certainly didn't want to be around my family, so i wasn't going to make him go. wtf was i thinking?! i'm so going to need a support group. guess i'll just have to depend on my good friend alcohol to keep me sane. either that or i could call in sick with parvo...