Thursday, October 18, 2007

before i died...

i was working on a little masterpiece.

ladies and gentlemen, i give you:
Ode To Bossy's Nose

while snorting reading my daily dose of cocaine bossy, i came across this slightly altered picture:and i thought to myself, "self, bossy's nose looks awfully familiar...where have you seen it before?" knowing i have never been blessed with bossy's countenance upon me presence (yet), i dug into my stalker files bossy's archives for further research.
and then, it hit me...
bossy's nose looks a lot like
samantha's nose! i heart samantha's nose. ok, well, i heart samantha...and her nose.

then, i discovered, not only does bossy have the all powerful samantha nose, she also has the new and not so improved samantha nose:

i wonder if they had casting calls just for noses? because obviously, the acting had nothing to do with it. me thinks bossy should have auditioned...cause she would have totally rocked that movie!

4 comments:

MP said...

Bossy does have Samatha's Nose..Have you seen Bossy's jailbate son!! Wooza Bossy reproduces well...

BOSSY said...

Bossy *maybe* has cute Samantha's nose times two. As for pert refined Nicole: times three.

Bossy was in fact teased all through school about her nose. Something about how it has a ball on the end and two divots making it look like "two noses in one."

Something like that. But is Bossy hurt? No. She in no way remembers those mean things from grade school. No siree.

Anyway, nice try, Bid McBidster - but Bossy's nose is way more Nanny McPhee:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/12/nanny_060112094427733_wideweb__300x462.jpg

Anonymous said...

Dude. You are TOTALLY right.

Bossy needs to try doing a little magic with that nose.

EE said...

I'm a bossy stalker, too. She does have the cutest dang nose!