Thursday Thirteeeeeeen

Things I've Learned
During The Past 2 Weeks

1. the best time to go to the emergency room is 6 a.m.
2. the worst time to go to the emergency room is 9 p.m.
3. if you're brought in to the e.r. by an ambulance, you may still have to wait 7 hours in the waiting room
4. Dreyer's coconut bars are a great mood booster
5. pink m&m's are also a little pick me up (by the way, lulu, you can get them at wal-mart)
6. never leave pink m&m's on your desk, hurt your back, and be gone for a week. there will be no more pink m&m's when you return.
7. going the the e.r. will produce exactly 6 days of niceness from mommy dearest. after that, all bets are off
8. when the only 2 positions that are comfortable consist of laying back in dad's recliner or laying on the floor, choose the floor unless you want to see dad pout (and occasionally hear him bitch) about not getting to sit in his chair.
9. a shot of demerol and phenegran will not knock me out. it will help with the pain, except for the fact that it leaves a bruise on your ass
10. Project Runway is addictive
11. when you call your neighbor and tell her you are going to the e.r. and then going to stay with your parents for a while and ask her to take care of your dogs, make sure you tell her you will be gone several days and that you will call her upon your return...
12. having an upper respiratory infection along with a hurt back makes for a really miserable evening
13. people can be allergic to almost all foods...yikes!