Monday, December 17, 2007

bwaaaaaahahahaha

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Brittan, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet ... Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.

teeee heeee that was too funny! Not much going on in the land of Biddy...

this is a really funny read...

i'm tagging you to do this

i'm still waiting on someone to send me Bossy's address

this still makes me pee my pants

i got to spend a couple of hours holding Kiley May last night. oh man...it was heaven

my tree still makes me very happy

and, i'm still waiting on more comments on these pictures!

what can i say, i'm a comment whore!

2 comments:

MP said...

dork I commented on your photos...I'm France...I hated France, why can't I be another country?

Zenmomma said...

I love the punchline! I'm Great Britain but sometimes I feel like Tibet.