Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Brittan, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet ... Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge and true love dare visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.
teeee heeee that was too funny! Not much going on in the land of Biddy...
this is a really funny read...
i'm tagging you to do this
i'm still waiting on someone to send me Bossy's address
this still makes me pee my pants
i got to spend a couple of hours holding Kiley May last night. oh man...it was heaven
my tree still makes me very happyand, i'm still waiting on more comments on these pictures!
what can i say, i'm a comment whore!


2 comments:
dork I commented on your photos...I'm France...I hated France, why can't I be another country?
I love the punchline! I'm Great Britain but sometimes I feel like Tibet.
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