five hundred bottles of beer on the wall....

holy shiznit! this is my 500th post! It's so funny that i've made it here, especially considering the first month I created this little blog I only posted twice (shocking, i know). In a year and a half I have made so many wonderful friends, through this crazy thing called blogger. I never would have thought I would meet so many people from all over the country that i can be completely, 100% me with, and y'all actually hang around for more. I seriously love you guys, and hope to one day meet each and every one of you in person.

now, changing subjects, look to the left. like my new "slogan of the day" feature? hehe i got a ton of random "biddy" slogans here. thanks, jenny, for reintroducing me to that site! i successfully wasted an hour playing with it...

so, i'm a wee bit confused. i got a new comment on my last post from a hilarious chick named Patti. her comment read: "your comment about taking off your skirt made me laugh, but what made me sit up and pay attention was "the days of the week underwear"...haha! i prob had on thursdays on monday...it's how i used to roll."

ummm...huh? now, maybe i've had one too many drinks in my life, but i honestly don't remember writing anything about, well, any of that. now, that is not to say that at some point in my life my skirt hasn't come flying off (i can think of a few instances). nor am i saying that i would wear the wrong day of the week undies on pretty much any given day...

but i've never owned any day of the week undies. have i? i dunno...

i'm so confused...

wait, maybe i did own a set of those...gawd i'm so confused...