it's almost 4 a.m. ARGH!

so, my dumb ass decided (at 7 p.m.) that there was no way i could function any longer until i had a nap. umm don't ever take a nap at 7 p.m. EVEN IF you set your alarm for 8 p.m. why? because you'll wake up at 10:45 p.m., still in the clothes you wore today, sweating, hungry, and oh yes, you'll still be awake at 4 A.M.!

so, the Bossy Does Dallas party is MONDAY! and i am so. freakin. excited! unfortunately, i'm a huge procrastinator and still have a million things to do before i hit the road:

• wash all the dirty dishes
• do a few loads of laundry *i doubt bossy wants to meet naked biddy*
• decide what the crap i'm gonna wear
• pack
• re-pack in a smaller bag
• ask Neighbor to keep an eye on Chablis for me
• take the massive amount of trash to the dumpster
• make the best damn chocolate cupcakes you ever did eat
• get a couple bottles of prosecco (shit...i'll have to do that monday before i leave. the liquor stores are closed on sundays...ahh life on the bible belt)
• clean out my nasty car
• wash my nasty car
• pray to the car gods my car will make it to dallas and back without any problems
• check my tire pressure, oil, washer fluid, and coolant
• pray to the car gods my speedometer will start working before i leave
• renew my car registration
• get my IBS under control
• bathe
• straighten my hair
• rehearse introducing myself to bossy

geeze..no wonder my hair is still falling out...

p.s. don't forget i'm also guest blogging over at MP's. i've got some questions for the religious peeps over there so go check it out!