Plans For The Future...

so, since i keep getting royally fucked in the job department, I've sat down and made a few plans for the future:

Rimmy is also getting fucked in the job department, so...We have decided to shack up and make 516,423,549 babies and just live off the government. note, i did not say we were getting married. if we got married, our $5,000 a year income would probably be considered too much to qualify for government assistance. So, folks, anyone want to name some of our children? i figure after the first 300 we'll start getting hard pressed for names...

I must say, it was really quite easy to get Rimshot on board with this great plan of mine. His only question was, "but do you do windows?" to which i answered "of course i do windows: i cover them with homemade curtains." aren't we romantic?!

now, my next plan, i can only take partial credit for. my homegirl over at Evolving Revolver came up with the brilliant beyond brilliant idea (name that movie) for us to invent the next chia pet! Well, Ev, I've come up with our product line!

What makes our chia pets so different? well, our chia pets don't grow nasty looking grass. our chia pets are special...just add water and watch as your diamonds grow! They come in various shapes and sizes:

there's the ever popular skull version:

then of course, we have the Mercedes convertible edition (must show proof of insurance and license to purchase)

next, we have one of my favorites: the bowtie

and last but not least, our best seller: the bra. available in sizes 34A - 42DD