
Phrases that have actually spewed from my lips
- "if a christmas tree covered in masks and beads is still up on Fat Tuesday, would it then be considered a mardi gras tree?"
- "slutter gut" (i have lisdexic moments)
- "are you effing kidding me?!" (to my grandmother...oops)
- "if you're smoking in my house, your ass had better be on fire"
- "you've got .3 seconds to get that lit cigarette out of my house before my black half comes out"
- "it's cause i'm black...isn't it?" (said to my mother)
- "ugh! zebras are BLACK AND WHITE...like me!" (said to my dad)
- "you do love him. you do trust him. it's his addiction you don't trust" (i can be deep sometimes)
- "it's truly a shame one of us isn't a man" (said to stormy)
- "they sent me a stupid cop! i want a new cop! GET ME A NEW COP!!"
- "So how long till you heal up and hair over?" (said to various sick friends...once after a hysterectomy)
- "so...you ran over yourself? man...that takes some serious skill"
4 comments:
Okay, I really really love the "new cop" comment! These are very funny!
"it's cause i'm black...isn't it?" (said to my mother)
haha oh geez my kids gonna say that to me! lol
ummm and i soooo dont get this blog thingy! lol maybe im just a retard??? (hence the anonymous post yet again!)
-Liz
"it's cause i'm black...isn't it?" (said to my mother)
YES>>>>> That is my ultimate favorite.
effing kidding me..to grandma..OMG!
Too fun!
PS..Please explain how the Sample Gal works
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