Dearest Internal Revenue Service...
Have I told you just how much I appreciate your services even though i have no clue what service you provide other than heart attacks and suicide thoughts? Oh, and I love what you've done with your offices. Are those new calculators I see!? Nice! Top of the line!
So, I just wanted to say i for the love of gawd cannot find my fucking W2's thought that I would save you some trouble this year with my return. I'm praying i find the little bastards absolutely positive I owe you just over $67, so I've enclosed a money order for $68. Please don't throw me in jail Keep the change.
hugs and kisses,
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I hear ya screamin', girlfriend!
Oh, and could you, uh, maybe, um, write me a letter, too?
Hugs and kisses :)
Ya should'a dun done what I dun did. Stick it to the fridge with a magnet and look at it all the time until you have a week left and then STILL don't get started filing.
Oh yeah..guess I better get my shit together and file the taxes..
I hope they go for it:) Still haven't filed...
HA! BEAUTIFUL!!
My hubby made a mistake one year and we owed the IRS $7000...
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