Thursday, May 15, 2008

an old rant...

so, last night rosario says to me, "i have a blog topic for you!" which started a conversation about people using the bathrooms and leaving piss on the seat or floor or whatever.

hehe remember when i told you about Diaryland (my first blog of sorts?)?

Well, i wrote a post about this very subject many moons ago:

2002-09-26--12:07 p.m.

POOOOOOOOP


OK...time for this bizatch to do what she does best...GO OFF!!

Honestly I can't figure something out...it seems to me that every time i go into that horrid bathroom down the hall there is massive crap in one toilet...urine samples on another...and no toilet paper in the next one...WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THESE SICK PEOPLE?!?!?! For crying out loud...who the hell wants to go into the bathroom and see someone else's (in the words of Rachel) Fecal matter????? I know I sure as hell don't! Leaving subtle hints on the door has ceased to help...I don't know what to do next...I wish there was some way to rig the door so it will shock the crap right out of ya if you don't flush the toilet...and then maybe if I get creative enough I can figure out a way to make the toilet spit at whoever it is leaving their fecal matter for all the world to see until they do flush it...wow...I think I'll call it shock & shit....

funny, eh? i still need to invent that thing...

5 comments:

MP said...

LOL... in the words of Rachel..

Anonymous said...

reruns?

Crystal Gable said...

This grosses me out so bad. I had a summer job on a custodial crew and it was absolutely horrid! I saw things no human should ever see. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight from stirring all these memories up.

Loraine said...

Scary. Sometimes I just hold it- I know it's bad for my bladder and all that, but... ICK. Some people should be forced to take one of those community health courses that practically encourage OCD.

Miss Martin said...

LMAO!!! THE SHOCK AND SHIT!!!! HAHAHAHA After all that stuff happened, I started using the bathroom on the 1st floor (where all the prissy girls whos daddys paid extra so they wouldn't have to walk up the stairs) when i had to...um...poop, and then later I found out that the girls that lived down there would come up to OUR floor to poop. I won't tell you what I started doing to their bathrooms. ;)