Tuesday, July 22, 2008


the problem with posting 3 times in one day? the first one usually gets completely looked over and doesn't get any comments. which is sad, because as we all know, the first one of the day is usually the best. after that they kind of go down hill. what? that's just me? oh. nevermind.



so, guess what?

oh yes she did...

five times...ugh

i. am. not. naming. them. no way, no how. if someone claims one and says "i'm going to name it so-in-so," i will still refuse to call him/her by that name. why? because once they get named it's all down hill in the attachment department. and you see the one on the far left? the one with white paws? yep. i'm already attached to her because who can resist those adorable paws?

3 boys. 2 girls. want one?

in other ugh news, i bought some freakin ADORABLE chucks ON CLEARANCE! so why is that ugh news? because i have to take them back. why? because they make me look like i have fucking cankles and that is just unacceptable. i guess i'm more of a Camo Ballet Flat kind of girl. damnitt. but seriously, look how awesome these are:

they are men's, but i lurve me some camo and there was a girl trying on a pair that looked really cute (ok kind of guyish, but whatever) in them. i even had the perfect outfit all planned in my head. damnitt...i may be huge, but i do NOT have cankles yet

*sigh* afro was right. today is a total bitch day (but i was still nice and stopped at the little lemonade stand 2 little girls set up by my office. too bad the lemonade was hot and tasted like shit. oh well, i did my good deed for the morning)

  • woke up late
  • hair did NOTHING
  • stayed up way. too. late. last night (3 a.m....had to be at work at 7:30 a.m. people)
  • house still smells like food is cooking
  • puppies whined all. fucking. night.
  • FIVE PUPPIES
  • forgot to fix coffee last night
  • forgot to bake more muffins last night
  • aunt flo is here a week early...stupid bitch.

can i get a do-over and just call in dead today?

by the way, It is 39 days, 13 hours, 10 minutes and 24 seconds until Sunday, August 31, 2008 (Abilene time)

6 comments:

Hol said...

Puppies! Did you know she was prego? I haven't had experience with a pregnant dog, so I'm not sure how obvious it is or isn't.

I <3 Chucks. I had some dark green ones in high school, and now I think I need black or red ones. (I'm still mad that they're not made in the USA anymore though.)

Anonymous said...

You needn't steal dogs anymore. That's a plus!

Too cute. And the shoes, too.

EE said...

Where did you get them? I never see Chucks on sale, and those are AWESOME!!
I think you need to name the puppies after golden girls characters;)

Anonymous said...

again-what happens on august 31st? why am i drawing a blank here????

cute shoes! i hate when they look better on the rack than on me!!!

puppies! i love them, but ive got enough of my own dog problems right now.

AFRo said...

Thanks for the love girl. That was awesome and no matter how shitty the day, it always picks me up a little.

The puppies are adorable. I'm so very sorry you have 5 though. That IS a bit much. Our lab only had one set, but she had 13 of them. Can you believe that shit?!? 13!!! It was a bitch getting rid of them all.

To this day we only get male animals.

Anonymous said...

Biddy...Biddy..HEY BRANDY...skip a couple pair of shoes, take that damn dog to the humane society and get her fixed..PRONTO!!