sick...but with a huge helping of Rimmy

so, i spent the day in my parents' super comfy bed, sick as a dog. mom and dad are in ruidoso (no, they didn't get flooded out, but the RV park across the street from them did) so i'm house sitting because their neighbors are fucktards. they recently got a new matress and dear gawd almighty is it wonderful! i could have slept in one of the other two bedrooms or even the living room, but jake's room has a twin size bed that is NOT comfortable for anyone that weighs more than 60 pounds, my old room has the futon from hell in it (and the room doesn't even remotely resemble my room) and the big screen t.v. would surely keep me up all night flipping channels if i slept in dad's awesome recliner.

ok, so i fully intended on sleeping in their bed from the very beginning. i wasn't, however, planning on getting sick as a fucking dog. it was nice though to have the ginormous king size heaven-sent bed to get lost in.

anyway, between bouts of unconciousness, i watched t.v. and read blogs. unfortunately, i haven't been able to get to Rimmy's blog all friggin day. frustrating! so, i sent him a text message and asked him what the hell was wrong with his blog. he then proceeded to accuse ME of breaking the internet. hmph! then i was all "surrrrre blame it on the black girl" and he was all "wouldn't that only be blaming half of it on you?" and then i called him a smart ass and then he informed me my standards are low.

and then we kissed and made up and interviewed each other. here's me interviewing Rimmy, his responses, and my responses to his responses:
(i love how he corrected my capitalization)

1. How did you find my blog and what on Earth keeps you coming back?!?

I’m not really sure but I’d guess it was via MPs blog. I come back in the hopes that I’ll make your ‘Favorite Comment O’the Day’ and to read more about the adventures of your vuh-jay-jay. (ok, maybe not that last thing) you know you love my vuh-jay-jay stories!

2. If you had to marry someone that you presently know unromantically and spend the rest of your life as their spouse, who would you choose?

I don’t know that many people, but in the spirit of the question I suppose I’d say the girl in the condo upstairs. There’ll be less logistical problems with moving and address change cards and stuff.
should i be jealous??

3. Your best friend's spouse is being unfaithful. Would you tell your friend? If so, how?

Abso-freakin’-lutely. Probably at a bar, definitely in person.

4. What is your favorite thing about yourself?

My past. Sad, no?
not at all...i miss a lot of my past


5. What is the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for anyone?

Walked away.
great! make me cry why don'tcha?

6. If you could star in a love scene with any living actor or actress, whom would you want to act with, and where would you want it filmed?

I suppose choosing anyone other than an age appropriate co-star would be bad and wrong (badong) but I’ll give you a short list of potential casting candidates (in no particular order). You’ll have to google them yourself if you don’t know.
Jamie Luner, Julie Bowen, Charlize Theron, Carmen Electra, Jamie Pressly, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel McAdams, Rachel Weisz, Shannyn Sossamon, Reese Witherspoon, Salma Hayek oh the list could go on and on.

i know who some of them are! charlize theron? yum, resse witherspoon? yum

Where would I want it filmed? Outdoors. At night. In the rain.
anyone else having hot flashes? no? just me? liars...

7. If you could take a one-month trip anywhere in the world and money were not a consideration, where would you go?

Spain or New Zealand or Japan

8. What's your idea of the perfect date?

August 12, 1988

you are such a smart ass!

9. Do good things come to those who wait?

No, one must go out and get/earn good things.

oooh i like your answer better than mine!

10. Were you named after anyone? If so, whom?

Nope.
really? that unique of a name, and you're not named after anyone? wow...

11. If you could have ANY vehicle what would it be and how would you pimp it out? Money is no object, of course.

For the longest time I would have said a Porsche 911 Turbo RUF, but these day’s

I think I’d say (assuming money for gas is no object) either:

THIS:

1974 Ford Falcon XB sedan with a 351ci Cleveland V8 engine

Or THIS:

http://www.indianmotorcycle.com/TheMotorcycles1/ChiefDeluxe/ChiefDeluxeFeatures/tabid/155/Default.aspx
But I do miss my Blazer.

really? a falcon?? a '72 Cuda or '69 Camaro would be so. much. cooler. but, i WILL give you props on the engine!

and i'll forgive you for liking indians. i'm a harley girl myself.

12. If you could switch lives with anyone (past or present) for a week, who would you switch with and why?

A terminally ill child, so they could have one good week before the end.

i think i just fell in love with you

13. When are you and Molly moving to Texas ?

When you learn to capitalize proper nouns.

you already used that response, smart ass!

14. Did you have any imaginary friends as a child?

No, but I did have an imaginary dog named Spooky. He wasn’t much fun.

but i bet he was a breeze to clean up after!

15. What is your favorite meal?

I don’t really have one. I like food too much to pick.

yep. i'm definitely in love...

16. Favorite smells?

Fresh cut lawns/grass; Clothes dryer exhaust (especially in winter)

mmm yummy...

17. Do you have any siblings? If so, are they older/younger? Brother/sister?

I have one older brother.

ooops i think i already knew that...

18. What one item in the kitchen best describes your personality?

Instant oatmeal or the unwashed dishes in the sink

erm...ok? care to elaborate?

19. Did you go to college? If so, where and what was your major?

I went to Columbia College but didn’t complete my degree (Fine Arts Management). Later, more for the sake of it than anything else, I got an Associates Degree from ITT (I know, pity me)

hey, a degree is a degree. i'd kill to have mine...

20. What is your biggest fear?

Death

oh man...mine too

21. What do you hope your life will be like in 5 years?

Better than now.

that was entirely too simple of an answer! elaborate! NOW! do you want to get married? have another kid? adopt lots of mollykins?

22. Do you regret giving me your phone number yet?

Nah. Not even a little. Ask me again when I’m trying to go to sleep.

awww aren't you sweet? wait...i ALWAYS interrupt your sleep....

23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Either Grey or Yellow-Orange

that's the most creative answer you could come up with? what about Target Red or Granny Smith Apple?

24. Favorite sexual position? (**please note, i told him he didn't actually have to answer this question!**)

Its been too long for me to remember.

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