...A Few of Her {Least} Favorite Things...

My dog...what can I say? She's an idiot. Truely, an idiot! Here is a list of some of the things she apparently hates....pictures to come later:

*Being bathed
*Being brushed
*Being left alone
*Being locked in her kennel (yet, she can't get in it fast enough when i get the treats out)
*Pointy Toed Shoes
*Undergarments that are expensive, intact and wearable (is that a word?)
*Me talking on the phone while laying in bed
*My singing
*Me sleeping past 7:30 a.m.
*Me sitting in the floor to do my hair and makeup
*Being left at Friend's house with Friend while I run errands
*My drunk but very nice neighbor, Harold
*Eating alone

Things she loves:
*Thunderstorms
*Destroying undergarments that are expensive, intact and wearable:
*Destroying pointy toed shoes
*Destroying pretty much anything that has been on my body (shoes, house shoes, jeans, shirts etc)
*Whining
*Waking me up
*Riding in the car
*Friend (absolutely adores him)
*Barking at nothing
*Eating dog poop (ewww)
*My Daddy
*Kids
*Cats (eww)
*My sober neighbor & her dog, Victoria & Candy

*Friend's gay neighbors and their dog, Sadie
*Did I mention destroying things in my backyard?!

*Ripping phone cords out of Friend's phone box
*Rummaging through trash

*Standing over my or Friend's feet

*Tripping me

Oh the list goes on and on...

To further add to her stupidity, get this: she NEVER barks when someone is at the door. She just doesn't. She will go to the door and sniff and wag her tail, but NEVER barks. However, if you knock on something (like Friend did 4684654 times last night) she starts whining and barking...I just don't get it...

And to top it all off, she's knocked up. Yep...I have a fencejumper to thank for that. Grrr

Anyone want a free puppy!?