anudder meme

4 things you have done that were a complete waste of time:

1. college. it has been the biggest waste of time and money. i hate it. with a passion. it is nothing like i had hoped or planned for it to be...

2. all those years being the good girl. aside from one (ok, one major) thing (person), I was the "good girl" for a very very long time. I didn't want to do anything that might get me in trouble. I usually didn't do anything I thought would get me yelled at. while some of these "fears" were good ones to have (i.e. i've NEVER tried smoking or any drug because i just knew i would either have an asthma attack and die, or i would o.d. and die), most of them were retardedly ridiculous and once I got out of my good girlness, i realized just how fun life can be..

3. certain duties a certain evil bitch that i used to work with had me do. seriously, the woman would have me do the same thing four different ways, or make me watch her video lessons and tell her what was wrong with them....even though 6 different people already had at some point or another, AND she never changed anything...ugh...i'm so glad she's gone

4. Thinking about The Boy (will explain him some other time). I don't do it nearly as much as I did, but it still happens occasionally. Why is this a waste of time? Because he doesn't want me in his life, and honestly, I don't want him in mine anymore...

4 Things I'd like to do with every Meme Ever Written

1. throw them in a giant pot and make meme stew

2. send them all to florida to retire and live in a house in miami like The Golden Girls

3. i suppose compiling them into a book could make for a really good read...

4. ummm yeah, i'm outta good ideas for this one...

4 embarrassing physical traits I don't like people to know about

1. every few months, i get a pimple on my ass. not necessarily on my ass, but in that crevace between your thigh and your ass. and i have to walk funny because it hurts like hell

2. i have a mole on my vuh jay jay, but the doc won't remove it because it's no cause for concern...yet

3. every month, right before i start, my vuh jay jay starts itching...uncontrollably. vagisil does NOTHING for this and i end up scratching till i hurt. then my vuh jay jay hurts AND itches

4. I don't have very many teeth. luckily, all the ones that are missing are from the back so i don't look like Hillbilly Hank

4 Reasons I dislike Meme's

1. I get stuck.

2. I write, then re-write because i know i can come up with something better

3. Sometimes I give too much information (i.e. the uncontrollable vuh jay jay itch)

4. They take up too much room on the page and people miss the good stuff you wrote a week ago.

4 Celebrities I'd like to Prank Call

1. George Strait. nuff said...

2. Britney Spears - I'd pretend to be an underwear salesman, or better yet, CPS

3. W. (as in, the pres).

4. Meryl Streep..and pretend like I was a long lost friend and invite myself for dinner.

4 Reasons 1 or 2 people might not like me.

1. just 1 or 2? you must not know me...hehe umm let's see...I apparently have a sign on my forehead that says "warning! this whore is out to seduce and steal your husband"

2. I am brutally honest. to the point of "dear god woman! that dress makes you look like a beached whale in a cocktail dress"

3. I am oh so sarcastic...i know...hard to believe

4. My a.d.d. doesn't allow me to listen for long periods of time. i catch the first few minutes of conversation, then i'm pretty much just pretending to listen.

4 People I would like to tag:
hmmm...if you're reading and haven't done it? consider yourself tagggggged