Last night, as I laid in bed, reading "The Starter Wife," I thought to myself, "ohmygawd i'm about to be 23. that's weird. my life is nothing like i had hoped or planned it would be at this stage."
but then i was all "ah who the hell cares?! i guess that life will happen when it happens."
so, then, i turned over, put my book down and reached to turn off the light and had my greatest epiphany ever as I looked at my bedisde table:
*you know you're growing up when the condoms and KY in your nighstand are replaced by Tums, trashy novels, and hand cream.*
i know, you are so jealous of my brilliantness
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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You will never be where you think you should be- my wise ass-vise!
Oh- welcome to my world!
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