My House

is neglected. There. I said it. I neglect my precious house. I know I shouldn't. I mean, after all, how many 22 year olds have their own 2 bedroom house in a GOOD neighborhood? Add to that my grandmother is my landlord, and I've got it made really.

but my house is neglected. i'm rarely there. it's more of a place to bathe and sleep. it's messy, because i'm never home long enough to clean. it stinks because i procrastinated dishes like an idiot. the 1 1/2 year old carpet has a black hue to it because lord only knows when the last time i vaccuumed chablis' hair out of it was...

so, i'm compiling a list of things my house needs, to make it a bit more appealing to myself:

• a new toilet
• new kitchen floor complete with a new kitchen!
• a dishwasher
• a kitchenaid mixer
• one of dem on da roof
• another bedroom (shut up, i have a lot of shit)
• a damn air conditioner that actually cools the whole house
• one of these in the master bedroom
• one of these in the garage
• a couple of these
• some of dese with one of these
• and certainly a few of these bad boys

Oh don't I wish...

Right now I'd settle for this and a damn dishwasher