Schedule of a Bridesmaid: Part I

Week Before The Wedding:

• Finally get dress from seamstress only to find out it is way too small - not because you've gained weight (you've actually lost) but because she only had FOUR pins for SIX bridesmaids at the fitting
• Get dress taken apart & adjusted only to find out it's now too big, but don't say anything except "this is FINE. Finish it and I'll pick it up tomorrow."
• Forget to pick it up tomorrow
• And the next day
• Thank God when the Bride tells you the seamstress just dropped it off at the chapel