is it written in neon?

so, apparently, i have "ask me if i want to get my groove on" stamped across my forehead. in addition to the disturbing offer i received last night, an ex called this morning to wish me a happy birthday and to see if maybe i wanted to "get together and have a lil fun" later. i have to say, i did contemplate this offer...but then i got to work and what was on the "front" page of MSN? this article. hmmm

geeze, and then i find out my all time favorite stretch (snort) is bad for my back...damn

the things you learn while pretending to at work.

in other exciting news, Susan and I signed up for a cake decorating class! i'm super freakin excited. it's just the first of the wilton classes, but by golly, i don't plan to stop till i can create things like:

awesome cakes just make me happy. i don't know why...but they do. and if i could actually create something like that? hell yeah, sign me up!!

so, i've inadvertantly managed to stretch my birthday out...wednesday i had drinks with the gurls, thursday night my parents took me out to eat because my dad's band is playing out of town tonight, tonight Friend is taking me to dinner and a movie (i think), and sunday is my actual labor day/joe/biddy birthday party. here's hopin it stays good!

in other, even more exciting (snort, again) news, i gave in to peer pressure. i'm not normally one to give into peer preasure (hell, i've never even tried a ciggarette) but this time, i figured i would give this a try. i had to go to 2 different stores before i found it (le targét i'm sorry i didn't just go to you first...please forgive me). $9 later (sheesh do you know how many tampons i can buy for $9??) i went home and gave it a try. it. sucks. totally does not work for me. and before i made this conclusion i tried it four times just to be sure. it is true in the fact that you absolutely cannot feel them. however, it is soooooooo messy, i still had major leakage, and from what i could tell, it wasn't "holding," it was more like "blocking." let's just say, i'm glad they have a money back guarantee. so much for that! sorry, i know y'all were just dying to hear all about that...just thought i would save some of you $9!

moving away from that which is nasty, i have posted the answers to the "name that line" contest. y'all were killin me with the Princess Bride lines haha...the winner by far is Rebecca! she pretty much kicked ass. congrats, becks. here is your prize:
please email me with your shipping information :-)