pearls? bshhhht!
a pink kitchenaid mixer? yeah right...
her 4 year old nephew telling her 0h-so-sweetly "you fat"? oh yeah...i got that...
a very detailed sexual proposition from her best friend's 60+ year old neighbor (whom Friend says looks "rode hard and put up wet")? yep. got that too.
*shudder*
happy birthday to me!
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Awesome cake! I want one of those & it's not even my birthday. By the time my kids turn 5 I want to be able to make that - or just buy one I guess. I've got 2 years, better start practicing now.
Happy Biddy Day To YOOOOOUUUUU, Happy Biddy Day to YOOOOUUUUUU, Happy Biddy Day dearrrrr BIDDY!!! Happy Biddy Day TOOOOOOO YYYYYOOOUUU...and many MORRRRREEEE!!!!
23?? I have sweaters that old.
Happy Birthday! Have a great weekend celebration!
Happy Birthday Biddy! I hope you have a wonderful day, and a great weekend!
Oh, and stay away from that neighbor. Jeez.
you guys rock!! thank you!!
Happy birthday, twinkie! Live it up!
Happy Birthday Biddy!
Eat Cake!
Did you know there are zero calories in birthday cake on your b'day?
Well, that's my rule on my day, lol
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday Biddy! Be sure to make a LOT of wishes so that they all come true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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