Saturday, August 25, 2007

weak biddy


damnitt. i caved. you know how i said i was holding Friend's banana pudding hostage because he's a turd and has yet to see my puppies (nevermind the fact that he hasn't seen me all week, and there's that little fact that he never comes to my house)? i finally gave in - even though he didn't bother to answer the phone the 4 times i called. I was sick of seeing it in my fridge and all too tempted to eat it. come to think of it, i should have eaten it. but i'm such. a. good. friend. that i didn't eat it (ok, i took one bite). i also said "fuck cooking" when he once again informed me it was too hot to eat and just settled for 2 weight watchers quesadillas. they're really good by the way, but one just isn't enough (8 points for 2).

anyway, call me names...damnitt, i caved. but i gotta say, i did really well. i went FIVE days!

guess that's one thing on my list i won't be accomplishing before monday. i also highly doubt i'm going to get much of anything else on that damn list accomplished, so i'm making a new one:

13 things Biddy Hopes to
Accomplish Before Monday

  1. take sheets out of dryer and make bed
  2. take a bath
  3. straighten the living room
  4. take out the trash
  5. feed the puppies
  6. wash one load of clothes
  7. remember said load of clothes before they sour
  8. brush my hair
  9. make a peach cobbler (before the effing peaches go bad)
  10. tighten my toilet seat so i don't fall off the side again
  11. kill the flies of fucking steel that have taken up residency in my house
  12. scrub the kitchen floor
  13. go to church

i'll be doing good to get oh, three of these done. but let's face it, this is a much more realistic list...

i'm still pissed i caved. damnitt

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