lazy biddy

I don't know what the deal is, but I have yet to do anything on my list of things I wanted to accomplish this weekend! OK, I did at least throw my sheets in the washer (4 hours ago...they're probably sour by now), but that hardly counts as doing the laundry. I really should get some laundry done. somehow i don't think the school district would appreciate me showing up for work naked...and i doubt my new! shoes! are cute enough to distract them enough they don't notice i am indeed naked.

as i mentioned earlier (then deleted), i picked up the food i mentioned a while back! holy groceries, stockman!! that's a lot of food! I had a hard time finding room for all of it. in fact, a lot of it is still sitting on the stove - i was so exhausted after finding room for all the perishables in the fridge (you know, without throwing out any alcohol) that i was all "ha! screw you non-perishables!" actually, i think i had to pee and just never went back to the kitchen.

so, i've been chillin out max and relaxin all cool (10 biddy points to whoever names that tune) basically all day, watching baseball and mostly sleeping. Now, i'm trying to get Friend to answer the damn phone, so i can tell him i'm *gasp* cooking. sheesh and he bitches at me for not answering the phone.

so, i guess i'll go put my sheets in the dryer (if they don't need rewashing) and cook supper with or without him. the turd. anyone want to come over? i'm giving away puppies as door prizes!