welfare poem

couldn't help but share....sorry about the shitty formatting. i copied it from an email and just don't feel like fixing it...


>>>> >>>> I cross the ocean, poor and broke,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Take bus to see employment folk.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Nice man treat me good in there,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Say I need to see Welfare.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Welfare say, "You come no more,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> We send cash right to your door."
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Medicaid to keep you healthy!
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> By and by, I got plenty money,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Thanks to you, American dummy.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Write to friends in motherland,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> I buy big house with welfare bucks.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> They come here, we live together,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> More welfare checks, it gets better!
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Fourteen families, they moving in,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Finally, white guy moves away,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Now I buy his house, and then I say,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> "Find more aliens for house to rent."
>>>>
>>>> >>>> And in the yard I put a tent.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Send for family - they just trash,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Everything is very good,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> And soon we own the neighborhood.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> We have hobby, it's called breeding,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Welfare pay for baby feeding.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
>>>>
>>>> >>>> We get free! We got no bills!
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> American crazy! He pay all year,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> To keep welfare running here.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Democrat party makes a deal,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> and makes us citizens without appeal.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> All we got to do is remember,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> to vote like they say come next November.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> We think America darn good place!
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Too darn good for the white man race.
>>>>
>>>> >>>> If they no like us, they can scram,
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Got lots of room in Pakistan.
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> ------------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Note:
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> The federal government provides a single refugee with a
>>>>monthly
>>>>
>>>> >>>> allowance of $1,890 and each can also get an additional
>>>>$580 in
>>>>social
>>>>
>>>> >>>> assistance for a total of $2,470/month. (that would be just over 3 times what biddy makes in a month!)
>>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Compare this to a single pensioner who after
>>>>contributing to the
>>>>growth
>>>>
>>>> >>>> and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only
>>>>receive a
>>>>
>>>> >>>> monthly maximum of $1, 012 in old age pension and
>>>>Guaranteed
>>>>Income
>>>>
>>>> >>>> Supplement. Our pensioners (like my precious grandmother who works her ass off) would be better off if they
>>>>applied as
>>>>
>>>> >>>> refugees!