things i'm thankful for today

• the 2:30 a.m. phone call i got, that put me right back here
• being encouraged to commit suicide
• closing in on being three weeks late
• the naseau, the heartburn
• the high blood pressure
• the awesome headache
• 3 dogs that love to play in the snow, then come in, smelling like wet dogs.
• the fact that apparently playing in snow creates noxious gas in dogs
• the ticket i got for speeding because my fucking speedometer is broken.
• the fact that had i not decided to go to the nursing home to get my great-grandmother's glasses for her (and they are actually lost) i wouldn't have gotten pulled over two fucking houses down from my grandmother's house
• snow in my shoes
• ice cold bathroom floor and toilet seat
• every fucking store being closed, therefore making it impossible to buy any booze
• my t.v. remote randomly changing the settings on the heater