Ultimate Random Meme

Has anyone figured out why they are called a meme yet? Just curious...

so, here's how it goes: there's this long ass list of random activities and you are supposed to highlight the ones you've actually done. well, that's a bit too boring for biddy, so I'm gonna add some biddy flair in green

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink i rarely by myself a drink at a bar! why the hell would i spend the money to buy everyone a drink?!
2. Swam with wild dolphins that would mean swimming, in an ocean. no thanks. i'll just watch
03. Climbed a mountain and it was fuuuuun...till the next day when i hurt like a sonofabitch
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive no, but when i was in italy i nearly raped a guy in one
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid it's on my list of things to do...
06. Held a tarantula what the?! why would i want to do that!?
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone ahhh things i miss about the boy
08. Said “I love you” and meant it i don't say it unless i mean it...duh
09. Hugged a tree i'm fairly certain excessive amounts of alcohol were involved
10. Bungee jumped my back doctors would shoot my ass!
11. Visited Paris surprisingly, i haven't. yet...
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea while puking my guts out over the side of the boat!
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise again, excessive amounts of alcohol...but in africa they woke us up before sunrise while we were on safari. oh it was UH-MAZING!
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game back when the plowboys were good
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa damn thing was closed for re-modeling when i was there...but i do have the required picture of myself holding it up :-)
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables haha i planted a peach seed once and a damn watermelon vine grew...
18. Touched an iceberg only the lettuce kind, but i fully plan on taking an alaskan cruise...probably next year for christmas!
19. Slept under the stars on an air mattress in the bed of a pickup...yeah, i cheated
20. Changed a baby’s diaper man, i am so exciting! i've been changing diapers since the ripe old age of 5!
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon does going straight up and straight back down count!?
22. Watched a meteor shower also very fun after excessive amounts of alcohol
23. Gotten drunk on champagne it is a completely different level of drunk...
24. Given more than you can afford to charity yeah! i thought it was a $5...too bad it was a damn $50...and seriously, who's gonna ask for it back!?
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope yep...took astronomy...twic
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment ummm like at a funeral?! oh yeah, that would be me!
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse but i didn't bet with money...dangitt
29. Asked out a stranger I don't reccommend it!
30. Had a snowball fight don't get to have a whole lot of those in west texas!
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can and let me tell you, it's LOUD
32. Held a lamb why would i want to do that?? oh wait, we have these really cute stuffed lambs at bath and body works right now...does that count?
33. Seen a total eclipse of the heart? ugh awful song...
34. Ridden a roller coaster never! my tummy doesn't do well in cars, there's no way i could handle a roller coaster!
35. Hit a home run only in kickball...so i guess i kicked a home run
36.Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking alcohol was definitely a key player
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day spend a few days in Kenya, you develop their accent...it's inevitable
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment on trips with my grandparents, and on my 16th birthday...then and only then
39. Had two hard drives for your computer who flippin cares?!
40. Visited all 50 states i'm soooo close...i just need hawaii and alaska!
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk haha summer of 2003, my apartment was drunken central...i'll post pics sometime
42. Had amazing friends still have a couple
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country kenya...oh i miss kenya

44. Watched whales well, if shamu counts...
45. Stolen a sign yeah, well, i drove the getaway car on more than one occassion! there was this one at ACU i wanted to steal sooooo bad...it said "all color parking permitted" hahahahaha

46. Backpacked in Europe i've been to europe...and i wore a backback...but i totally stayed in hotels everytime!
47. Taken a road-trip many many many times....
48. Gone rock climbing hell no, that's an accident waiting to happen! i can't even climb stairs!
49. Midnight walk on the beach many many moons ago
50. Gone sky diving one word: splat
51. Visited Ireland not yet! but it's on my list! i acutally had the opportunity to go a couple of years ago, but it was right in the middle of the semester and i couldn't be gone for 3 weeks! damn
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love it is a very shitty feeling
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them at places like Ms Allen's and The Homeplace cause they just put you where there is room. i've been very tempted to go sit with old people that are eating alone....but i never have
54. Visited Japan not really high on my list
55. Milked a cow i never ever want to do that again
56. Alphabetized your CDs i used to be very anal retentive about my CD's, until I started making my own and then it was impossible to alphabetize them, though i've tried
57. Pretended to be a superhero me, in tights? that would NOT be pretty
58. Sung karaoke my family has had karaoke machines for many many years...it's fun, but nothing like being on a real stage with a real band...sigh
59. Lounged around in bed all day those are great days
60. Played touch football and got tackled in the mud...wtf!?
61. Gone scuba diving eh, not for me! i'd hyperventilate
62. Kissed in the rain it really is as romantic as it looks on t.v.
63. Played in the mud this goes back to the touch football and milking a cow...
64. Played in the rain till my great grandmother told me i was going to get struck by ligtening
65. Gone to a drive-in theater we actually have one here in town!
66. Visited the Great Wall of China probably the only reason i would go to china...
67. Started a business sorta...i'm a massage therapist
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken still waiting on that one...
69. Toured ancient sites everything in italy is ancient!
70. Taken a martial arts class only if you count watching Chuck Norris on Walker, Texas Ranger
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight what the hell is D&D??
72. Gotten married close but no cigar...twice!
73. Been in a movie negatory...i was almost an extra!
74. Crashed a party ahh the life of a college student....
75. Gotten divorced that would require a "yes" to number 72
76. Gone without food for 5 days 30 hour famine is my limit on intentionally not eating...unless of course i'm sick...but i think the longest i've gone is 3 or 4 days
77. Made cookies from scratch and they are always amazing
78. Won first prize in a costume contest when i was 4 my mom, dad, sister and i dressed up as the California Raisins. They entered me in a contest and I won!
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice and the whole time i wanted to throw up over the edge, but then i was afraid I would fall into the nastiness that is the Venice canals...ick
80. Gotten a tattoo still have the receipt! it was a gift from my sister haha
81. Rafted the Snake River i'm not really a big fan of water
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert” hahahahaha expert...that's funny
83. Gotten flowers for no reason given, yes, gotten for no reason, nope
84. Performed on stage many many many many times
85. Been to Las Vegas almost went for my 21st birthday
86. Recorded music a time or two or ten
87. Eaten shark no, but i've had zebra, ostrich, crocodile, giraffe...
88. Kissed on the first date not every first date...just a couple
89. Gone to Thailand what's the deal? why don't you ask about other continents!? i've never been to asia! africa and europe yes!
90. Bought a house not yet
91. Been in a combat zone my mother's house is a combat zone at times
92. Buried one/both of your parents wanted to...
93. Been on a cruise ship again, not a big fan of water, but i would like to take an alaskan cruise
94. Spoken more than one language fluently i speak fluent english and texan
95. Performed in Rocky Horror so overrated
96. Raised children pretty much...just none i've given birth to!
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour my dad's band!
98. Passed out cold not pretty...
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country bikes that require peddling? no no, i prefer motorcycles
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over almost...it's soooo tempting
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking all the time! i car dance too!
103. Had plastic surgery oh don't i wish
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication my bloggy isn't a large publication??
106. Lost over 100 pounds working on it! well, if you add all the weight i've lost in my life it's well over 100 pounds :-)
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback yeah not something i enjoyed
108. Piloted an airplane hahahahaaaaaa
109. Touched a stingray no, but i know someone that kissed one right around the time the crocodile hunter got stabbed by one
110. Broken someone’s heart unfortunately
111. Helped an animal give birth yeah and i nearly barfed...ick
112. Won money on a T.V. game show i wish they still had "name that tune" i would sooooo kick ass...oh and i want to go on "are you smarter than a 5th grader"
113. Broken a bone tailbone and a couple of toes...i don't reccommend either
114. Gone on an African photo safari FINALLY!! yes yes yes!!! love it! been twice, but i'm pretty sure i could live there!
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears only if you count biting my lip
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol it's a great feeling...scary, i know
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild are you f-ing kidding me!?
118. Ridden a horse believe it or not, i used to barrell race! i heart horses!
119. Had major surgery knock on wood, no
120. Had a snake as a pet why the fuck would i want to do that!?
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon nah...driving to the top and looking down was good enough for me!
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours doubt it, but if i did, i'm sure alcohol played a major role
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states doubt it cause there's only like 4 states i've never been to
124. Visited all 7 continents i'm working on that, but i have no desire whatsoever to go to antartica...i mean, really...what's the point??
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days again, i'm not a big fan of water
126. Eaten kangaroo meat no, but i might if and when i make it to australia
127. Eaten sushi YES! and it was gooooood
128. Had your picture in the newspaper about a billion times throughout grade school
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school and still hated every minute of it
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach gross sick and disgusting! only with a paper towel or tissue barrier between my hand and the vermin
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes mmm yummy...good movie too!
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey thank you high school english!
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read not so much...though we didn't miss many...
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating i'll kill it, but someone else is gonna have to prepare it
137. Skipped all your school reunions haven't had any yet!
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language i'm from texas...it happens regularly!
139. Been elected to public office choir officer...
140. Written your own computer language haha riiiiight
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream NOPE!
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care no...thank goodness
143. Built your own PC from parts that's something i would like to do...
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you photographs...
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair sorta - i had red highlights put in my hair...you could only see them when the light hit just right...i LOVED it
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head i almost made a very bad deal with someone involving shaving my head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life