Note To Self (not you, Juliet)

FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, WOMAN! What the hell possessed you to move furniture last night? Yes, you have to bring a chair and ottoman home from the office. Yes, you needed to make room for said items. but jesus h. christ on toast, why did you move furniture by yourself?? In case you've forgotten, your back is practically BROKEN. Yeah, feel that pain shooting from your neck to your toes? That's from these 2 little things called HERNIATED DISCS. You are such a moron! You could have just waited until Italiano helps you move the chair and ottoman from the office. Or, you could have just moved the one chair you needed to. but no, you completely rearranged the living room.

and now you're seriously paying for it. good job, moron!