i need to go to bed...

so, i didn't really make those cakes. but they are friggin awesome, aren't they?! someday, i will make cakes like that. someday. while my cakes may not look anywhere near as awesome as those, i promise they taste like heaven covered in chocolate. or pineapple. or cream cheese. or...ok, you get the point...

so, neighbor came home today. we turned the water back on to her house, and guess what? that bitch walked into the bathroom and turned the water off in ONE FUCKING TRY. oh yeah...ONE try. i think i may have called her a few names.

i'm still REALLY pissed at myself for moving the living room furniture around. my back is killing me. anyone want to give biddy a massage? Friend? Louski? Italiano? Chablis?? meanwhile, the recliner looks great in the kitchen...*sigh*

Time is up on the Bossy's Middle Name Poll. 2 people thought it was Apple (i SO SO wish i had put Peach as an option...get it? Georgia Peach??) 3 people said Mildred, 4 people said Tangerine, 10 people said Sophia, and no one said Daisy. Actually, someone did say Daisy, but changed their vote. So, what is Bossy's middle name? Well, we'll get to that in a minute.

See how I just totally roped you in to reading (or at least scrolling thorugh) more of my complete nothingness? damn i'm good.

so, you remember a while back, when I mentioned I had been talking to myself? Well, the conversations have continued, and I talk to Me pretty much every day now. Me is so cool. I love Me to pieces. and tonight? I definitely talked to myself on the phone for over an hour and a half. OK, people, that alone should tell you a)how much i love this girl and b)how well we get along. why? because lately, i've been very anti-phone. I'm a big fan of text messaging because it gets the point across without having to talk. there are very few people i will have a phone conversation with. and i loved every. single. minute. of tonight's conversation. Call me anytime, Self! oh, and the offer totally still stands. if you want to come stay with me while you go through your crack anti-depressant withdrawls, you are more than welcome. Mama Biddy will take good care of you!

ok, i guess that's about all for now. oh! bossy's middle name. it's...

my 600th post is coming up quickly. what ever shall i do to celebrate? leave me some suggestions and i might just do some of them :-)

ok, really that's all. goodnight.

oh, stop your whining!! Bossy's middle name is...

wait for it...

wait for it...

TANGERINE!! yep, her middle name is Tangerine. I suspect the 4 people that voted for Tangerine are from the St. Louis Louis bunch (or they were drunk when they clicked tangerine). I think it's cute, though Peach would have been friggin hilarious. oh, and MP? if you were lying to me about Bossy's middle name? I might have to hurt you. and your little dog too...