i'm a little freaked out right now...

so, i'm sitting here at home. alone. bored to tears. about to go to bed. there's just one little problem: i can't fucking walk.

again i say, I CAN'T FUCKING WALK!

um...shit? yeah, i'd say that's an appropriate response.

my back has been extra shitty today and apparently, just the right nerve has gotten irritated enough that it has rendered my left leg pretty much useless. yes, i can move it. but it hurts like a mother fucker. and i can't put any weight on it. why? because when i do, i collapse. uh huh...it's awesome.

so, now, i'm sitting here thinking, do i a)take a pain pill and hope it doesn't interact too harshly with all the wine i just drank, (literally) drag myself to bed and hope it's better in the morning or b)call someone or c) drive myself to the hospital?

none of the options sounds very appealing, plus i have no idea who i would call. I'm sure Friend has already had his night medicine and i don't want his stoned ass driving anywhere. i'd kill my mother. mimi needs her sleep. Neighbor is at work. so that leaves...Chablis? oh right, that's not an option. she can't even pass obedience school....

and the only reason i'm blogging is because my ass is firmly planted on the floor in front of the laptop. and i can't stop listening to this song:

i don't know what it is about this song, but i love it.

ok, i just tried to stand up and fell again. guess i'll be driving myself to the e.r. GREAT!