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Hello! This is Evolving Revolver, come to steal Biddy's thoughts. The last we heard from our heroine (not to be confused with heroin, but similar in addictive traits), she was trapped in the back of a low rider mini-van with her iPod, drowning out the chorus of disfunction in the front seats. Apparently there was something about a knock-down-drag-out in the Walmart parking lot? I can't be sure exactly, but I'm pretty sure there was blood and our team won.

Apart from not being able to stand certain unmentionable people in her family, she seems to be having a very good time. At least that's what I could decipher between gasping sobs.

So, I don't have anything really clever to say now that I'm here. Its kind of like when you raise your hand in class because you're sure you know the answer and you go "OoH! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" for ten minutes while the teacher chooses everyone but you, and then when she finally gives into your urgency you giggle and shout the name of the boy you have a crush on who is sitting directly in front of you. You can't retort with "F***! I meant to say quantum physics!!" because your in the fourth grade and you don't know about quantum physics yet, and if you cuss you will be sent to Sister Mary Geraldine's office. And that's just too much sagging boob to bear.

So you just trudge on.

...What was I talking about? Oh right, having nothing of merit to say. I was going to type a post that was a list of all the thing that Biddy would say if she was French, but any of you who read me know that I don't speak French so good. So instead, here's a little meme that all the cool bloggers are doing.

It goes a little something like this.

a. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.

b. Using only the first page, pick an image.

c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd's mosaic maker.

The Questions:

1. What is your first name? Evolving

2. What is your favorite food? Avocadoes

3. What high school did you go to? Some place none of you have ever heard of

4. What is your favorite color? Various shades of blue

5. Who is your celebrity crush? Audrey Hepburn

6. Favorite drink? A nice white wine. Sauvigon Blancs are quite nice

7. Dream vacation? To never have to work again

8. Favorite dessert? Anything chocolate

9. What you want to be when you grow up? A writer, who travels

10. What do you love most in life? It constantly changes

11. One Word to describe you. Passionate

12. Your flickr name EvolvingLovesPhotos (but you won't find much here, I don't have a pro account! [unless someone is going to donate one, hint hint!]

1. evolve, 2. avocado iv, 3. Book Cliffs, 4. Day Off: Day Trip: Chefchaouen, Morocco, 5. Omaggio a Audrey Hepburn, 6. Acquarello, 7. Holiday needed, 8. Chocolate dessert, 9. REMINGTON, 10. Draw me a Dream, 11. shark bait nebula (red), 12. .

...And Ya'll. THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PHOTOS. I can't help it if I'm not cool enough to do the meme the way all the cool kids did it.

Thank God Biddy comes home soon, and we can have REAL content again.