conversations from paris

so, i've been talking to Juliet a lot since she left. mostly on messenger, once on the phone. since i was without real internetz, i used my cell to talk to her on msn. the other day i was shopping at kmart (eww) and this is the conversation we had:

J: what are you buying?

B: trashcan and tongs

J: sounds like disposal of a body

B: right?! nah, i threw my trashcan away because it got gross and I didn't want to wash it.

J: totally throw in some rubber gloves, lighter fluid, & a shovel and you've got it. so, who'd you kill?

B: so-in-so. and so-in-so is next. (ok i said actual names, but i'm not going to say them here. get over it)

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shortly after my adventure in kmart, i got pissed at the rude ass people that work there and left everything sitting in the aisle and went to target.

B: there's just one problem with target.

J & B simultaneously: SHOES!

B: ugh! i'm gonna kill the (rude racial remark) in front of me!

J: one more for the trashcan!

B: I need a bigger can...

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some other funny things were said. some inspirational things were said ("dude, your pinky toe is hotter than him") and then my battery started dying so we ended the convo. a few minutes later:

B: omg WHY would anyone pay $100 for a trashcan!?

J: because they need to dispose of a big body

B: but it's not that big. it's just a kitchen one. if it were body sized, i'd totally understand

J: you chop it into bits first silly

B: ohhhh right. i'm new at this

J: you'll get it soon enough

B: thanks for your confidence

J: of course darling.

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it's amazing to me we've only known each other a short time and already have conversations about killing people and read each other's minds. i love it!

so, what kind of strange to others, but totally normal to you, conversations do you have with your friends?