Friday, October 24, 2008

if only i was skinny, white, & blonde

"Hefner has filled [the Playboy Mansion] with a rotating cast of girlfriends, who get a weekly allowance in cash (roughly $1500 at present) together with being fed, watered, and provided with health insurance, a car and free plastic surgery."

y'all just think i'm kidding

2 comments:

Unknown said...

That Hugh H. guy is gross and creepy.

Heather said...

I'm not sure if $6k a month is worth having to flaunt myself to some wrinkly, leather skinned old man.

Now if it were Johnny Depp, that's a different story. I'd do it for half that amount. But Hugh Hefner? Ugh. $10k a month isn't enough for his unattractive self.