I am THAT person

Ahem! Biddy graciously allowed me to come in here and make myself at home here in her world. I am also a guest blogger just like vuboq and kelly except that I am not a gay blogger! And just when you think that there isn't anything wrong with that, there is! Because dayumnn Girrrl! Those gays really do have all the fun - martini anyone?

I met Biddy during Bossy's Excellent Road Trip last spring. I would actually link to her road trip, but I can't find it on her new site. Shhhh. Don't tell her. Bossy's trip really opened up the blog world for me, the baby blogger. I just don't think the democratic party gave her enough credit though. I really think she could have kicked some Biden @ss. But alas, Obama probably knew that Bitch is the new black, and even though the president is black, bitch, he knew she had a serious blog following and couldn't handle the pressure. insert proper reference to SNL here.

My point is that, she probably doesn't know me THAT well. Well enough to know that I am THAT person:

• I am THAT person that waits for the protected left on arrow before entering the death zone of the intersection; not hanging out in no man's land waiting for an opening on a green or yellow.
• I am THAT person that has parked in a handicapped space when it is pouring down rain and I didn't want my kids to get soaked; moreso when they were babies.
• I am THAT person that makes a mental note of your HOA discretions on my regular runs in the 'hood. And I email them in.
• I am THAT person that takes the time to return the carts to the cart corral because I read somewhere that it sets a good example.
• I am THAT person that fills up my recycle bin on a regular basis but admittedly struggles to become greener in my daily life.
• I am THAT person that blocks people from high school and my former sunday school class on facebook from being able to see me because I don't even want to consider being your friend.
  
• I am THAT person that you bumped into parking your car and didn't think I would see the scratch and dent because it was only noticeable in the right light.
  
• I am THAT person that read that every woman needs to be able to make 5 things from scratch with little notice and lives by it. Pizza anyone??????
• I am THAT person that rips the recipes and butt blaster exercises out of the women's magazine's in the waiting room.

So there you go Biddy!
The Marathon Mom (sorry I ate your cute little scripty sig thing)