Thursday, August 03, 2006

Generationally Challenged....

That would be the guy in the office next to mine. He is so incredibly 80's. I'm serious! From the solid colored, tucked in polos with big sleeves down to his elbows, to the extremely light washed tapered leg jeans, all the way down to his white high tops. This guy is seriously stuck in 1983. He's weird enough as it is, but the clothing (and the orange-red hair & mustache) don't help matters at all. OK, so I know I know, why do I care about this? I don't...except that along with his 80's appearance, he is also still obsessed with his creepy 80s techno crap music. Don't get me wrong, there were some great 80's tunes, but he doesn't listen to any of them....and of course he's got to have it loud enough for the people in the offices on either side of his to hear it as well. It's like he is reincarnating a 2006 version of Revenge of the Nerds. And it's not pretty...SmileyCentral.com

You know, come to think of it, almost all of the guys in this office are weird...let's see...there's:
*Red Headed 80's Petifile Wannabe
*Extremely Large and Goofy, Pre-maturely Balding, Pit Stain Guy
*Ogre-esque, incredibly lonely, extremely talkative single guy (actually, all 4 of these guys are single)
*Creepy, flirtatious, sun-starved techy guy (seriously, this guy is some kind of pale)...

Oh the list goes on and on....Don't get me wrong, they're all nice to me and they are all very very smart...but they all kind of creep me out...especially Red...Oh and this morning, Pit Stain Guy pulled up a chair in the kitchen area to WATCH THE COFFEE DRIP...seriously?! He was SO excited that he got here in time to watch it drip...

It's sad...really really sad...I know, I'm no prized jewel, but I would like to think that I have some sort of halfway decent/enjoyable personality....

OK, now that I've gone and talked about a chunk of my co-workers, I guess I should get some work of my own done...We've all been having one of those days...No one wants to do a dang thing and for the most part, we haven't!

~ciao!~

1 comment:

Miss Martin said...

it's so much fun to talk shit about coworkers. i got a pretty good laugh out of this entry.

i'm pissed your phone didn't ring either! i'm not sure when i'll have him again, considering his mommy is kinda protective of him. more about that later, though.

i love my brandy!