fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

sorry for the giant f-bomb. i'm just pissed. really fucking pissed. why? because yesterday as i was carrying a ginormous load of laundry through the house, out to the garage (where the washer and dryer live), the dog came flying into the living room like a bee had just stung her ass and attempted to run through my legs as I was attempting to walk. can you see where this is going? YEP! face plant into the floor. well, actually my knees went straight onto the floor, my face and most of my upper torso ended up in the laundry basket, on the floor.

ouch.

so, i got up, yelled at the dog, threw the laundry back in the bedroom and popped a few advil because i was certain my knees were gonna hurt like a sonofabitch.

not once did i think about my back.

until this morning. i woke up at about 3 a.m. in pain comparable to the nights i went to the emergency room. and it hasn't gotten any better. i want to vomit because it hurts so bad. i've soaked in the bathtub twice today. i'm popping hydrocodones like they're fucking flinstones vitamins. i've broken down and cried on more than a few occasions. i can't find any position anywhere that's comfortable.

i wanna die.

anybody have a spare thousand dollars for me to go get another shot!? yeah...i didn't think so

anyone want a free dog?