"i have to say, you're pretty amazing." so amazing, in fact, that person wrote me right out of their life in the blink of an eye.
"your rebate is in the final stages of processing and will be mailed to you soon." yeah, Sprint? I'm still fucking waiting!
"i'm sure everything is going to turn out just fine." we won't get into that one. it did not turn out fine. not in the least bit.
"you'll be sorry. very sorry." and boy was i...even though i did nothing wrong.
"the tortillas are in there, i checked." this was said to me minutes before i went off on a Rosa's manager because hello? how can you eat fajitas without tortillas?! and they always forget them!
"here's your order! enjoy! i love those pies!" said to me just before going off on a Whataburger employee, because they ALWAYS forget the pies!
"awwww when are you due!?" in a grocery store, woman's hand on my stomach. no baby in my uterus. you can just imagine the bitchy biddy that woman was treated to. you can just imagine the tears i shed that night.
"baby, calm down. i'll come check on you when i get off work, ok?" i've been waiting for that person to get off work for quite some time now.
"surely it's not strep throat" said to myself while sitting at the walk in clinic Tuesday. guess what? ear infection, sinus infection, and oh yeah, strep throat.
"this will only hurt for a minute" said to me as the evil man nurse shot my ass with penicillin. hey MURSE! that shit STILL hurts.
"maybe just one more cupcake" said while stuck in traffic, driving home from Dallas after a night with Bossy and secven other awesome amazing bloggers. (i ate like 4)
"If I wrote like you I'd be ashamed to communicate." we all know how THAT one turned out
"ok, god! what ELSE are you going to throw my direction? cause i'm not sure i can take anymore!" i
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Oh no! I can't believe the crap that's come our way. Sleep in today, get well.
That's quite a list... dang. :)
My favorite will always be "trust me". We all know how that one ususally turns out.
Feel better. {{hugs}}
Those were some mighty good cupcakes girl! :o)
This post makes me want to hug you. I think I should fly down to Abilene so we can have dinner at Abuelos. We can get drunk on margaritas and swap stories about Kenneth. He always reminded me of my dad; I didn't know him near as well as you, but it broke my heart when we lost him. I won't give you any last words; just know I'm thinking of you.
I feel for you girl! I came down with Strep on Tuesday. Thought it was a sore throat and a low fever at first. HA! That is until Wednesday when the fever went up and I was even more miserable. I decided to go to the doctor and proceeded to get myself a shot of penicillin in the bum. Mine STILL hurts too! Kinda like I did squats with only one leg. If that's even possible. I'm feeling a little bit better today. I hope you are too! Sheesh Strep is making it's way around everywhere. My sis said she's seen it in her neck of the woods too.
Get better soon! ((hugs)) from one sickie to another. ;) Dang my throat still hurts!
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