Thursday, September 13, 2007

Q & A

I've had a few questions asked in my comments (have i mentioned how much i love me some comments!?), so it's time for a little Q & A!

On this post, BOSSY asked, "You get a Happy Meal? Or maybe after a drive like that a Pissed Meal?" The answer is, no, I didn't get a pissed (hehe) or happy meal. instead, i opted for a chipolte bbq snack wrap with crispy chicken. i got home with a chipolte bbq snack wrap with grilled chicken and no flippin chipolte bbq sauce...

on this post, Toni asked, "Hmm... sure you and Friend aren't more than 'just friends'?" the answer is: yes, despite popular belief, i'm positive. Friend and I have a very different relationship. we love each other very much, know basically everything about each other, can tell each other any and everything, and yes, we've explored the idea of being more than benefriends, but we both know that we would probably definitely kill each other if we were married. so, we stick to what we have and that's just fine with both of us.

on this post, Rima said, "I hope you got your cartridge effortlessly refilled! And thank you for setting me straight on massage therapists! In NO WAY did I mean to offend. I'm so embarrassed I can barely type. Does this make me a fucktard?" no, sweet Rima, you are not a fucktard. I took no offense to the term "masseur", i just thought i would let you know that in massage therapy school, they tattoo on our brain that we are not "masseurs" we are massage therapists...because masseurs do um other services. I just wanted to let you know! oh, and my ink cartridge? yeah, it won't be ready till monday. oh well, free is free, right??

here, Toni said, "Make her give you gas $! Hope you feel better soon!" this is not a question, but i must say, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA oh sweet, naive Toni, you are funny. my sister give me gas money?! hahahahahahahahahahhaha yeah right! i've got a better chance at winning the Nobel Prize! gas money...*snort* that's a good one...and btw, i still feel like shit

moving on to the poem i shared, awesome tall girl beck says, "OK... I have to ask, are you a Republican?" the most philosophical answer i can give you is "ummmm" you see, i'm afraid if i say yes you won't like me anymore not big on politics. i'm just not. so, when it comes time to vote, i'm usually pretty fair game. did i vote for W? hell yes. had i been old enough, would i have voted for Clinton? most likely. Will i vote for Hillary or Barak? not so much (and i'm half black!) Will i vote at all for the next Pres? yes, because i'm a firm believer you can't bitch about the government if you didn't vote. just don't ask who i'm gonna vote for cause i have no idea. i do tend to lean more towards the republican side. i have a republican mother and a democrat dad (which i didn't know till a couple of years ago). i do own an elephant necklace that i (and nornan) wore on election day, but i didn't buy it because it represents the republicans (though i doubt i would buy a donkey necklace...i'm just sayin). i bought it because it's an elephant and they are jake's favorite animal. really political huh?

moving on to phrase of the day, Mary Pat said, "No..it seems like a phrase you would use if your dog was injured..you know? Your daddy Texan..or Southern?" My Papa (grandad) was both southern, and Texan. He grew up in the stop sign town of Hale Center, TX. He "had a tumbleweed for a pet." the tumbleweed ran off and he "watched it run for 3 days." if that tells you anything about Hale Center haha. "healed up and haired over..." just think about it...you're right about it being used for a dog. they may heal up but they aren't quite right till they've haired over...we just use it for all animals - including humans haha

here, Mary Pat says, "Oh biddy..you are a good mommy..you are getting paid for the puppies right? Did you breed on purpose or was it an unplanned preganacy?" well, i am so not getting paid for the pups. i decided if they were going to someone i actually know, i would give them away. if a stranger wants them, they will have to pay me. if they are willing to pay for the pup, then they are most likely going to take good care of him or her... oh, and this was completely an unplanned pregnancy (thank you, fence jumping Boston Terrier). after the last batch of pups, i certainly didn't want to go through that again. well, my dumb ass put off having her fixed, finally made an appointment, took her in and the vet was all "umm you dumb ass she's pregnant. she's too pregnant for me to go ahead and do the surgery" shit. a week later, she delivered 6 puppies.

so there ya have it folks...i'm sure you were all just dyin to know...

4 comments:

Beck said...

I'm cracking up right now.... hee hee... That's good though. I have, count 'em, 4 Republican friends now. Yippee!

Special K ~Toni said...

Still not convinced.

Anonymous said...

I am so in love with your papa.

Anonymous said...

*Sigh*

That was me...using the wrong url.

I blame the mono.